Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to trek we go.We are so gay, it's nice to lay……At nature's feet. Hi hoHi ho, Hi ho, it's through the mud we sludge.Our boots are yuck, the leeches suck!Hi ho, Hi ho. Hi hoHi ho, Hi ho. Another mountain looms.Along the ridge a boy scout's bridge – Wet socks again! Hi hoHi ho, Hi ho. Our helpful fuzzy friendsThey…[Read more]

There once was a bunch of old trekkers,Looked more like a group for the wreckers!Set out on the Trail(Some thought they might bail)At last sighting they were all playing checkers!Promises of rain, steep ridges, rivers and leechesPotential for terror – or glee.But mattresses, pillows and all comfort featuresNot needed; just a safe place to pee!From…[Read more]

Hey Johnnie & Greg, good to see you were still smiling after the flight! Hope the survival kit goodies have been useful. Sales are down and no work being done here, so there's nothing for you to worry about!! CheersHeath.